吃貨的人生格言搞笑經典句子

1.一個高等吃貨只關心兩件事：1.我等等吃什么?2.我剛才吃了什么?

2.不吃飯，速死;吃飯，慢性死亡。

3.只要活著，就一定能遇見好吃的。

4.對于財迷來說，吃貨屬性是生命不可承受之痛。

5.身材苗條的吃貨是吃貨中的精品。

6.在一個吃貨心里，只要能和食物相提並論你就該偷笑了。

7.人活著是為吃飯穿衣。

8.人丑卻顏控，家貧還追星。友少偏愛宅，女漢發神經。蠢材不努力，懶蟲盼。肥婆多吃貨，單身總矯情。

9.宴會上倘沒有主人的殷勤招待，那就不是在請酒，而是在賣酒;這倒不如待在自己家里吃飯來得舒服呢。

10.不學習可以吃飯，不吃飯能學習么!

11.吃是為了生存，所以吃貨只是求生欲望特別強烈的人而已。

12.有兩樣東西別人搶不走，一是你吃進肚子里的食物，另一個是你藏在心里的夢想。所以我要做個有夢想的吃貨。

13.人生能有幾多愁恰似一鍋排骨湯流阿流

14.其實我才是真正的吃貨，無論生病與否，我都照吃不誤。甚至有時候生病比不生病吃的還要多。

15.吃貨都是、開心的時候，吃好吃的慶祝一下;難過的時候，吃好吃的安慰一下;無聊的時候，吃好吃的消遣一下!

16.世界上有兩個我，一個吃貨的我，一個真心想減肥的我。

17.如果你認為吃是吃貨人生的全部，那就錯了，還有……睡!

18.要把企業的需要變成個人的愛好，企業需要你不睡覺就不睡覺，企業需要你不吃飯就不吃飯。

19.如果每天都是為了吃飯而吃飯，那么這個人成不了氣候!

20.靠天吃飯魚上灘，靠手吃飯鳥投林。

21.吃貨之所以會變成胖子，是因為他們都有一個金剛不壞的胃。

22.不開心睡一覺，就讓它過去吧。傷心還好，傷胃就不好了。

23.終于知道吃奧利奧為什么搖∵

24.對于吃貨來說，吃與不吃和飽了沒飽是沒有關系的。

25.終究還是擺脫不了吃。我愛吃，愛吃，就愛吃，我是吃貨我驕傲!

26.我只是不想讓嘴巴寂寞，我是吃貨，我為自己代言?

27.若是你女伴侶是吃貨，那就娶了吧。常言道：吃貨好養活。

28.人只是一無所知的動物，沒有教誨則一無所知，他既不能講話、行走、吃飯，也不能作本能的激勵的任何事情，只能睡覺。

29.今天中午吃飯吃太多了，而且我腹肌不好看，還是不亮了。

30.有個吃貨女朋友真好，別人哄女朋友都要說帶你買衣服買首飾買包包……而你只需要說，走，帶你吃好吃的去

The life motto of eating goods is funny classic sentence

1. A senior foodie only cares about two things: 1. What shall I eat when I wait?

2. What did I eat just now?

3. Don't eat, die quickly; Eating, chronic death.

As long as you live, you will surely meet delicious food.

4. For financial fans, eating goods is an unbearable pain in life.

5. Slim eating is the best in eating.

6. In a foodie heart, as long as it can be compared with food, you should snicker.

7. People live to eat and dress.

8. People are ugly, but they control themselves, and their families are poor and return to idolize. Less friends prefer the house, but women are crazy. Fools don't work hard, lazy people look forward to the top. Fat women eat more, and single women are always sentimental.

9. If there is no host's hospitality at the banquet, it is not asking for wine, but selling wine; It's better to stay at home and eat.

10. If you don't study, you can eat. If you don't eat, you can learn!

11. Eating is for survival, so eating food is just a person with a particularly strong desire to survive.

12. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is your dream hidden in your heart. So I want to be a dreamer.

13. How many worries you can have in life is like a pot of sparerib soup.

14. Actually, I'm the real foodie. No matter whether I'm sick or not, I'll take care of it. Sometimes you even eat more when you are sick than when you are not sick.

15. When you are eating and happy, eat delicious food to celebrate; When you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; When you are bored, eat delicious food for fun!

16. There are two me in the world, one who eats food and one who really wants to lose weight.

17. If you think that eating is the whole life of eating goods, you are wrong, and … sleeping!

18. To turn the needs of enterprises into personal hobbies, enterprises need you to sleep without sleeping, and enterprises need you to eat without eating.

19. If you eat every day for the sake of eating, then this person can't become a climate!

20. Eat by the sky, fish go to the beach, and eat by hand, birds go to the forest.

21. Eating food becomes fat because they all have an indestructible stomach.

22. If you are not happy to sleep, let it go. It's okay to be sad, but it's not okay to hurt your stomach.

23. I finally know why eating Oreos shakes∵ 24. For eating goods, eating has nothing to do with not eating or being full.

25. I still can't get rid of eating after all. I love to eat, love to eat, love to eat, I am proud to eat!

26. I just don't want my mouth to be lonely. I eat food, and I speak for myself?

27. If your female partner is a foodie, marry her. As the saying goes: Eating food is good for you.

28. Man is an animal that knows nothing. Without instruction, he knows nothing. He can neither talk, walk, eat, nor do anything inspired by instinct. He can only sleep.

29. I ate too much at noon today, and my abdominal muscles didn't look good, and they still didn't light up.

30. It's nice to have a girlfriend who eats food. When others coax their girlfriends, they say they will take you to buy clothes, jewelry and bags ... and all you need to do is say, go and take you to eat delicious food.